Stilts Carrey fantasy
4 years ago

I was at St. Peter’s Square in the Vatican City. It was the size of a small city. Around was fog.
I was approached by Jim Carrey on huge stilts and said that I was the last Horcrux. Then he sat in a huge Tesla, and flew away.

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4 years ago

In my dream I was standing in front of a mirror. Mirror showed the past: I saw myself and my girlfriend in the school days. When I touched the mirror image began to move, and when I pressed the stronger I got in the mirror.
There I watched this scene. Comes our teacher and starts to scold us for what we are constantly distracted (we always sat together). Gives us consoles with three buttons: “Yes”, “No” and “I love u”, embraces us and sit in different corners of the class. Then with a satisfied face stands at the blackboard and begins to talk about how to cooking a cat.

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Offended car comedy
4 years ago

In my dream, my mother asked to drive the car out of the garage. I went to the car and said: “Shoo shoo.” It was offended, gone and shat oil in my slippers :)

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4 years ago

I dreamed fall of the Dark Knight and Superman from Doomsday hands. Justice League isn’t born :( Batman weeping over the broken body of Superman. He wanted to kill his self :(

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Little talent fantasy
4 years ago

Today I dreamed that I had a ginger kitten. When I started to stroke he turned into my younger brother and decided to start their own businesses. ¯ \ _ (ツ) _ / ¯

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Spider-Cat horror
4 years ago

I had a dream where my cat turned into a terrible spider and tried to kill me. He said that all this time, deceived me, and for many years made plans to destroy my family. I had to smother him with a pillow.

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Penguinman drama
4 years ago

A couple of weeks ago I had a dream that I had died and gone to heaven. And there I met David Bowie. He was engaged in breeding rare breeds of penguins. Penguins get up around him when he played guitar and sang along with him. It was very touching!

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4 years ago

Today I’m on the ships travel through the mansion with a team of pirates. I gave orders for the management of the sails and the ship, turned the steering wheel. I sailed to my princess …she was in the makeup room.

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4 years ago

Today in a dream I was running away from aliens on cucumber field. It was like a cornfield, but the cob were cucumbers. When I was almost caught up, I picked cucumber, bit off half and became a huge cucumber. I crushed the aliens eat their ship and woke up happy.

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Subway comedy
5 years ago

Today I had a dream about ride on the subway. But it is not ordinary. Subway was not under ground. Trains were without roofs and walls, seats standing in a row like a roller coaster. People with absolutely serious faces got into the train, drove through houses and went to work disheveled.

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